"oh, hey what are you reading?"
*shows book cover*
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scary movie:
- white guy: *finds book wrapped in barbed wire bound with human flesh, DO NOT OPEN is carved into cover splattered with blood*
- *opens and reads ancient satanic chants*
- white guy: 'I don't know what happened it's something evil I'm scared I don't think we're going to survive how could we have avoided this I don't want to die'
- black girl: *minds her own business, dies first*
i could watch this all day
everything scares me but you know what doesn’t? animal crossing
